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every time I see this post I release all over again that this is the peak of humor for the human race. like this is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.
I take a slice of earth from the ground
I am blessed with a piece of cake
do you take constructive criticism??
I absolutely do not
I’m seriously considering becoming a Park Ranger. Maybe I’m passionate about nature. Maybe I think I’d look sexy in the outfit. Nobody knows, but it’s happening.
I’m still going to library school, but if I get my ranger certification, I can open the world’s first library just for deer, with deer books about deer things.
None of us r smart or deep we are just quoting what some slavic babushka said in 1354
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sageoftenpaths
WOW
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
eveltal
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
lieutenantbites
holy
FUCKING SHIT
so wait
someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air
in front of Tony Hawk
AND STUCK IT
jfc
Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible
Wow
imádom ezt
Makers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater: “Okay let’s do some silly shit called the Air Christ. It’s just a cool looking move no one will ever try it for real.”
Skater in the future: “I don’t even need you to hold my beer. Just get the camera ready….”
dagothurgayicon
might fuck around might practice a dead religion
dagothurgayicon
might resurrect a slain god with my faith
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
